Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2026

Reblogging Michael Jochum - Clots and Prayers




It's extremely unfair to speculate about Trump's health just because he’s elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.

Even the most monstrous structures carry a weakness inside them, a small rebellion under pressure. Similar to a blood clot in the physical body. I believe in that weakness. Go, clot. Do your work

Clots and prayers

Monday, December 15, 2025

I fucking love AI sometimes

 







Saturday, December 06, 2025

The Greatest Peace Prize in the History of Peace: As told by Donald J Trump - Reblog Michael Jochum








Let me tell you something, folks, and the fake news is going to HATE this, but what happened tonight? Incredible. Historic. People are saying it may be the greatest honor ever given to a president. They’re calling it the “Peace Prize,” but really, it’s THE prize. The only prize. And honestly? It makes the Nobel Prize look like something you get in a cereal box...

Monday, November 17, 2025

THE “TOLLWAY OF DOUBLETHINK" (Reblog: Robert Hawks)




I was walking this morning, turning over yesterday’s little political vaudeville act in my head, Donald Trump stepping out with great fanfare to announce that, in the spirit of lowering your Thanksgiving grocery bill, he’s rescinding tariffs on agricultural imports.

Touching, right? 

Sunday, November 16, 2025

Reblog: Robert Hawks, Truth Social Post




WHY and I ask this with GREAT FRUSTRATION, GREAT SADNESS, and frankly a level of OUTRAGE that only a TRUE PATRIOT can understand why is EVERYBODY, especially the Crooked Radical Left Lunatic Democrat SICKOS, still yapping nonstop about Epstein Epstein Epstein, like demented parrots with brain worms, when a MUCH BIGGER, MUCH MORE IMPORTANT, MUCH MORE COSMIC situation is developing right above their tiny little heads?

Saturday, November 15, 2025

Sonnet: Donnie the Diaper Man & JD the Wonder Nanny

 


Donnie the Diaper Man, a grown-up squish,
Parades in Pampers, proud and full of pride.
He fills his Depends with a toddler’s wish,
Then waddles off, unbothered, dignified.
His throne? A beanbag, crusted, damp, and low.
His scepter? Teething ring from '92.
He grunts, then calls for JD - “Time to go!”
The Wonder Nanny storms in, wipes in two.
He lifts Don's legs with grace and seasoned flair,
While humming lullabies through clenched regret.
He’s changed more men than diapers, unaware
That Donnie’s leaks are just the warm-up set.
So let this tale of shame and wipes be sung -
A man, a nanny, and a very damp bung.

Sonnet: Donny Sucking Down A Billy Dog Outside the Tasty Freeze





Outside the Freeze, where neon hums and spits,

Stands Donny, clutching glory in his grip -

A Billy dog, with mustard, relish bits,

Its sacred grease now glistening on his lip.

The summer dusk ignites the parking lot,

As Donny leans against the faded wall.

His supper? Just this dog, still piping hot,

A feast for kings, though humble in its sprawl.

He chews with reverence, a slow delight,

Each bite a hymn to hunger’s sweet release.

No need for forks, no napkin in the night -

Just Donny, sauce-stained, basking in his peace.

Let others chase their fame or gourmet dreams,

He’s found his joy in "Tasty Freeze" extremes.

Friday, November 14, 2025

Reblog: Michael Jochum, The Trump Denial Carnival SATIRE

 


A Totally Different Donald Trump, Believe Me. After all, have I ever lied to the American people?

Let me tell you something, folks, and I’m saying this very strongly, the so-called “emails” from Jeffrey Epstein (who I hardly knew, barely met, maybe shook his hand once while sprinting away at tremendous speed), these emails are OBVIOUSLY talking about a different Donald Trump. A completely different guy. Could be an accountant. Could be a plumber. Could be one of those losers who legally change their names just to feel special. Happens all the time. 

Very sad.