Sir Francis Drake and Me

 I just learned that Francis Drake is my 8th great grandfather.

That's so freaky.

The man was quite the navigator. But he was also a slaver early on, and a brutal fucking pirate, and of course there was the Rathlin Island Massacre and other atrocities and controversies. So he was basically a good sailor, but a piece of shit person... (family tree images inside)

Russia, GTFO of Ukraine, you fucking piece of shit CUNTry!

 

The following was said to me by a dear Ukrainian friend, who at this moment is hiding in a basement for safety from Russian shelling occurring in his city. He gave me permission to share it here, but asked that I not give his name, because Putin is a murdering fuckbag who will go all revenge if he manages to finish his illegal attempt of the takeover of a free and independent nation...

SUCK it, HARD, Asshole!

 

Neener neener, motherfucker. The black man got the prize, YOU got impeached.

On your knees and SUCK it!

That is all.

Keoni's Mele

Uncle Jack and Auntie Cathe

I wrote this piece around 2K, about my Uncle Jack. He has been a huge influence in my life, and is one of the people I love most on this planet. He's a musician, philosopher, student of life, and he is my beloved uncle and Godfather...

Casualties of War - A Poem

I wrote this poem 20 years ago about being a survivor of pretty intense child abuse at the hands of my stepmother, and clawing my way out of that shit. Trigger Warning: Child Abuse, Trauma...

Jericho - A Poem

 

This is a poem I wrote about 25 years ago, as I was making early breakthroughs in handling my life and my mental health...

Childhood Memories: The Atrocities of 60s Fashions

 

My big sister and I were hippie kids of a single parent hippie father. We wore blue jeans and tee shirts and tie dye, and funky clothes his girlfriend made for us. Pretty much everything that was not made for us was purchased at Salvation Army (or lifted out of the donation bins after dark)...

ICE are paid assassins. Emphasis on the ASS part.

They rammed HER car, then shot her and claimed she rammed them and aimed a gun at them. The body cams tell a completely different story.

Reblog: Jeffries absolutely verbally SLAYS Lawler!

From Occupy Democrats, who gave blanket permission for this to be shared widely:

BREAKING: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries VERBALLY DISMEMBERS a MAGA congressman for ambushing him in the hallway: "Did your boss, Donald Trump, give you permission?"

And he was just getting warmed up. This is exactly the kind of humiliation that these Republican cowards deserve...

Bezos can SUCK it!

Motherfucking Jeff Bezos has just changed the customer service setup on the Amazon website. 

Now the page brings you to a big spammy piece of bullshit full of useless FAQs, and chats with a pissgargling AI bot. It's VERY difficult to sort out how to get a fucking human being. 

And when you finally do, well. Now when you ask for a web chat with customer service, guess what you get? Another fucking bot. So you tell it you want to talk to an associate...

A Dream Within A Dream - By Edgar Allan Poe

I first read this poem roughly forty years ago in a literature class at Canada College, in California. (That's Canada pronounced the Spanish way, "Can YA da"). I loved it then, I love it now...

A perfect afterlife for scummy people

I do not believe in heaven or hell or reincarnation. A friend on Facebook who is a Jew was wishing that Judaism had the concept of hell, so that people like Charlie Kirk or Donald Fucking Trump would face eternity in it for the harm they did in life.

Somebody commented that it would be better if they were reincarnated as good people who knew right from wrong and used that knowledge to better the world.

If it were possible, I would far rather they were reincarnated as mosquitos and were splatted for about 150 lifetimes, then they can come back as a cockroach, splat. Then a rat, and all kinds of vermin like fleas and head lice and pubic lice and killed over and over again. (This is your cue to click the read more link!)..

Do you need my kidney?

I have several best friends. These are the women and men that I am absolutely closest to and would swim nekkid with...

Not Bob, the cat who thinks he's a dog

 

This orange jerk has abandoned me. He used to sleep on my pillow every night. Then my best friend Patti moved in, and Not Bob was all "OMG I WUBS HER!"...

Ollie the Wonder Dog

 

I would like to tell you about my second dog, Ollie.

We got Ollie in 1971, when I was 7 years old. (I am sixty now, not that that is relevant). He was an 8 month old St Bernard/Old English Sheepdog mix, white and charcoal grey, and just gorgeous...

It can't happen here, right?

 

Dementia Don Strikes Again!

Dementia Don, speaking to the Navy. He's so fucking brain damaged. Click the read more to see this shit in its full glory. This senile old fuck has the nuclear codes, folks!

Pain Free! Suck it!

Three nights of rock solid sleep.

Two ibuprofen. Two tylenol. One teaspoon of Kratom mixed in 1/4 cup chocolate milk. Compression gloves and wrist braces. This all adds up to GOOD sleep!

I wake up pain free, too, which has not happened in years...

Oh MAN this song KICKS!

 

Ban books, ban guns, ban apps and television 

Ban protest, ban sex and ban religion 

Ban drugs, ban love, ban being alive 

Ban them if they look at you a way you don’t like

My Vegemite Initiation

I wrote this many MANY years ago about the sticky black salty ambrosia called Vegemite. I reproduce it here for your enjoyment. Brace yourself, it's gonna get weird!...

More on Vegemite, just because!

I fucking LOVE Vegemite.

It's thick, viscous, salty, and kind of musty tasting, and it positively REEKS of yeast. You do not GROW to like it, you either do or you don't. There is positively no middle ground. You love it or you despise it. Period. Nobody has EVER said, "Well, when it comes to Vegemite, I can take it or leave it!"...

Ah-Huh, Donnie. Sure you did.

From Yahoo News:

"Jackson, during a press conference at the White House in 2018, told reporters that Trump “has incredibly good genes, and it’s just the way God made him. I told the president that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years he might live to be 200 years old.”...