Not Bob, the cat who thinks he's a dog

 

This orange jerk has abandoned me. He used to sleep on my pillow every night. Then my best friend Patti moved in, and Not Bob was all "OMG I WUBS HER!"...

The only times I see this damn traitor now is when Patti comes into my room and sits or lays on my bed to watch a movie, or chit chat with me. Then the damn cat jumps onto the bed and into her lap or onto her chest and purrs like a fucking speed boat. He totally ignores me, now.

Goddam traitorous cat!

And the other two cats, Mary Ann and Ada, who NEVER come in here because they despise the dogs, have taken to Patti too, and sleep with her every night.

I think she's some kind of witch. A cat whisperer.

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