How to piss off Nigerian Facebook Scammers

 

Here come awful cusses I spent several hours searching out. I intend to keep these handy and copy and paste into Facebook Messenger as needed:

These are awesome insults to use on Nigerian scammers. These are in Yoruba, which is the most commonly used language there, and are absolutely bound to send them over the edge. Most of these, in English, can be used on MAGAts, too!

• Nkita la’cha ike gi – may a dog lick your asshole.
• Oloshi meaning “useless person” or “wretched soul” in Yoruba, is a harsh insult to demean someone.
• Omo ale means bastard as in illegitimate and is a really bad one.
• Iya e means yo mama and is really bad, too.
• Abi ori nta e? – You’re basically asking if the person has their mental facilities intact.
• Opolo e ti yoro – You’re saying they’ve got a brain leak.
• Ode – If you don’t want to stress too much about how to abuse in Yoruba, use this one. It always touches a nerve. You're calling them an absolutely stupid fool.
• Iya e, baba e – Your mama, your daddy; use this with caution because you’ve involved their family members.
• Swegbe – Means your opponent is slow in the head.
• "What’s your name? Is it Swegbe Ode?"
• Oni jibiti – This is the appropriate insult in Yoruba for scammers and 419ers.
• Akuko – cocksucker.
• Abiyamo – motherfucker.
• Fokii rẹ Sílà ká timole – fuck your grandmother’s skull.
• Ki aja le pa oku awon baba yin fo – may dogs fuck the corpses of your ancestors.
• Iya rẹ buruju ewurẹ ati baba rẹ jẹ ọkan ninu wọn – your mother fucks goats and your father was one of them.
• Ki olorun pa iya re ki o si je ki o jo ni orun apadi ayeraye iwo ewure to n se idoti – may God strike your mother dead and let her burn in Hell for eternity you goat fucking garbage.

And my favorite:

O fo iya rẹ ti o tun jẹ anti rẹ, ati awọn arabinrin rẹ tun jẹ ọmọbinrin rẹ. O fokii wọn, ju, bi daradara bi asshole àgbere awọn arakunrin rẹ. – You fuck your mother who is also your aunt, and your sisters are also your daughters. You fuck THEM, too, as well as asshole fucking your brothers.

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