Comment Policy: Read Before You Regret Typing

 

1. All comments are moderated.
Every comment passes through my judgment gauntlet. If it’s off-topic, rude, spammy, or smells like troll bait it’s trashed and never acknowledged in any way.

We do not feed the fucking trolls. Find another bridge to hide under, asshole.

2. Anonymous comments are allowed.
You may post anonymously, but you’re still subject to the same legacy-safe scrutiny. Sock puppets and burner accounts will be fed to the spam filter if they misbehave. 

3. Profanity is fine. Bigotry is not.
Swearing creatively? Welcome to the club. Racism, sexism, homophobia, ableism, or any other flavor of hate against marginalized communities is NOT fucking welcome here. (Except hating on fascism and MAGA... but I repeat myself!) Instant ban, no appeal. Other things that are not approved include but may not be limited to:

  • 🚫 MAGA cultists and election deniers

  • 🚫 MLM shills and pyramid scheme pushers

  • 🚫 Legal baiters and cease-and-desist hobbyists

  • 🚫 Trauma tourists who treat comment sections like therapy

  • 🚫 “Just asking questions” types who pretend to be curious while sowing doubt

  • 🚫 Evangelicals preaching salvation or damnation

  • 🚫 Anyone who thinks trolling is a personality

  • 🚫Narcissistic cunts with OCD who think everything on the internet is all about them.

4. Don’t correct me unless you’re funny.
Pedantry without punchlines will be deleted for lack of entertainment value.

5. This is NOT a democracy.
I moderate for legacy, chaos, and my kids’ future archive. If your comment doesn’t serve that, it won’t survive. Frankly, my house, my rules. There are other blogs if you don't like it. Go read and comment on those.

6. Beckie is NOT wanted here, and any comment it makes will be shunted straight to the trash after being documented for legal purposes and reported to Blogger and the FBI for stalking behavior.

Essentially, it boils down to this: 

If your comment contains any sort of hate speech/slurs, legal bait, spam, just plain stupidity, or if you are Psycho Beckie it will be auto-flagged, filtered, and flushed before it ever sees daylight. Assholes will absolutely not be tolerated. Repeat offenders get shadowbanned so hard they’ll think they’re talking to ghosts.


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All comments are moderated before being approved. Trolls and spammers are not welcome and will not be approved. STRAIGHT to the trash with you! Anonymous comments are okay, unless troll shit. Trolls, go to hell.