Charlie Kirk Got Shot Today. The Chickens Are Coming Home to Roost.

Charlie Kirk, the smug-faced piss-gargling asshole founder of Turning Point USA, got shot in the neck today at Utah Valley University. Mid-event, mid-rant, mid-whatever-the-fuck he was spewing, someone fired a round from 200 yards out and dropped him. He was rushed to Timpanogos Regional Hospital in critical condition and died hours later. He was 31.

Initial reports claimed a suspect had been taken into custody, but police now confirm that the man detained was not the shooter. The actual gunman remains at large, and the investigation is ongoing. The shot was fired from a building across campus, and authorities are still trying to identify who pulled the trigger.

Meanwhile, the headlines are already frothing with “thoughts and prayers” and “political violence” and “how did we get here?” as if this country hasn’t been fucking boiling over with rage and hypocrisy for years.

Let me be clear: I’m not celebrating. I don’t cheer for shooters. I don’t glorify violence. But I’m also not shedding a single tear for motherfucker Charlie Kirk. The man built his asshole brand on division, on smug superiority, on weaponizing youth and ignorance into a political machine that feeds off outrage and misinformation. He spent years punching down, mocking the vulnerable, and turning campuses into battlegrounds for his performative bullshit. And now that the chaos he helped cultivate turned on him, the same people who laughed at others’ pain want us to cry for his?

FUCK no.

Just seconds before Charlie-boy was hit, a student asked:

“Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”

Kirk replied:

“Too many.”

Then, when asked about total mass shootings, he added:

“Counting or not counting gang violence?”

That was his final sentence, cut off mid-smug by the bullet.

Let's just watch MAGA now try to pin this on the trans community. Because you fucking KNOW they will, those slimy, filthy, hemorrhoids on the asshole of America.

This isn’t karma. It’s consequence. It’s what happens when you play with fire and pretend you’re immune to the burn. Kirk  damn well doesn’t deserve sainthood, he was a piece of shit. And I refuse to join the chorus of sanitized sympathy just because the violence finally landed on someone with a microphone.

The internet wasted no time dragging receipts. A viral tweet resurfaced Kirk’s own words: “I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.” That quote now sits next to a photo of him recoiling mid-shot, wearing a shirt that says “FREEDOM.” You can’t script irony this fucking savage. He defended the cost and then paid it.

And now Trump’s ordered the fucking flag lowered for Charlie Kirk. Lowered. As if this smug, divisive, chaos-peddling asshole deserves the same national reverence as fallen soldiers or civil rights icons. It’s not just inappropriate, it’s fucking shameful. Kirk didn’t die defending the country. He didn’t sacrifice himself for justice or unity. He NEVER did anything for the good of this nation and its people! He died inside the toxic circus he helped build, and now the government’s flying the flag at half-staff like he’s some kind of martyr? Fuck that. This is not honor, it’s political theater, and it spits in the face of every legitimate legacy that flag has ever represented.

We can condemn the act without canonizing the target. We can reject violence without rewriting history to paint Kirk as some innocent thought leader who just wanted “dialogue.” He wanted dominance. He wanted control. And now he’s dead—taken out by the very chaos he helped unleash.

Let’s be brutally fucking clear: Charlie Kirk is no martyr. He didn’t die for a cause. He died inside the chaos he helped engineer. This wasn’t some tragic sacrifice or noble stand. It was the inevitable endpoint of a man who spent years baiting rage, stoking division, and daring the world to hit back. He begged to be a target with every smug broadcast, every campus provocation, every weaponized lie. And now he’s dead. Not because he was brave, but because he was reckless. I won’t rewrite that truth to make anyone feel better.