Thinking back on the time I was alone at the dinner table when I was 5 or 6, and the food was on it. It was hamburgers, and I grabbed the ketchup and put some on my sister’s burger, then I added a HELL of a lot of Tabasco.
When they came to dinner, I said to big sister that I had fixed her burger for her, all sweetness and light. She thanked me, took a big bite, and began choking and crying. As I recall, I got away with it, the adults thinking I didn’t know Tabasco would burn her tongue.
Little did they know that I was an evil little shit, getting a little revenge on my big sister who would dig her fingernails into my forearm when she was mad at me!
My sister and I are MUCH nicer to each other now. At some point around the time our father died, we called a general truce, and while there have been spats over the years, either one of us would drop everything to help the other out of a bad spot.
Nobody knows you like your sibling that grew up in the same home environment with you. Nobody understands the forces that made you like your sibling. Treasure them.
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