And back to the important events of the era.
Affer losing $5 BILLION dollars since they shitcanned Jimmy Kimmel due to TRUE patriots and free speech advocates voting with their wallets, Disney/ABC is bringing him back to his regular time slot tonight. Fuck YEAH! Victory over fascism!
MAGA says that Jimmy absolutely slandered Kirk when he said:
“Thank you for joining us from Los Angeles, the second-largest city in our bitterly divided nation, where, like the rest of the country, we’re still trying to wrap our heads around the senseless murder of the popular podcaster and conservative activist Charlie Kirk yesterday, whose death has amplified our anger, our differences,” Kimmel said. “I’ve seen a lot of extraordinarily vile responses to this from both sides of the political spectrum. Some people are cheering this, which is something I won’t ever understand.”
“With all these terrible things happening, you would think that our president would at least make an attempt to bring us together, but he didn’t. President Obama did. President Biden did. Presidents Bush and Clinton did,” he said, while showing screenshots of former presidents’ social media statements. “President Trump did not. Instead, he blamed Democrats for their rhetoric.”
“We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
For this, they shitcanned him. For saying Kirk being killed was wrong, apparently. Because Jimmy does not slander Kirk in the entire monologue. He does, however, slam Trump.
“In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving on Friday,” he said. “The White House flew the flags at half-staff, which got some criticism, but on a human level, you can see how hard the President is taking this.”
At that point, a clip of Trump saying something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sad, but hey, look at the construction trucks over there!" when asked how he felt about Kirk's death
“I think very good, and by the way, right there you see all the trucks, they’ve just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.”
As studio laughter faded, Kimmel joked about the president’s response:
“Yes, he’s at the fourth stage of grief: construction. This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he called a friend.”
So, there's the truth of it. Jimmy was sidelined, NOT for "slandering" Charlie Kirk, but for making fun of Old Yam Tits. That's the truth of the matter.
Now that Disney is bringing Kimmel back, MAGA are clamoring for a boycott. But FFS, they've been boycotting Disney since before there was a MAGA. I remember the Jesus shouter conservatives losing their fucking MINDS over Gay Days, which started in the 90s. The following list is from MS Copilot.
1991 – Gay Days at Disney World spark backlash
- Trigger: Unofficial LGBTQ+ gathering in red shirts
- Response: American Family Association and Southern Baptists accuse Disney of promoting homosexuality
- Outcome: Southern Baptist Convention launches formal boycott in 1997, ends in 2005
1990s–2000s – LGBTQ+ visibility in media
- Trigger: Ellen DeGeneres voicing Dory, Disney airing her sitcom, inclusion of gay characters
- Response: Boycotts over “moral decline” and abandonment of “family values”
2022 – Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law
- Trigger: Disney initially silent, then publicly opposes the law
- Response: Conservatives accuse Disney of political activism and indoctrination
- Outcome: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis targets Disney’s special tax district
2022–2023 – “Woke” content in films and parks
- Trigger: Black Ariel, LGBTQ+ characters in animated films, culturally updated rides
- Response: Boycotts and social media campaigns claiming Disney is “too political” or “anti-family”
2025 – Jimmy Kimmel suspension fallout
- Trigger: ABC (owned by Disney) suspends Jimmy Kimmel after controversial comments about Charlie Kirk’s shooting
- Response: Conservatives celebrate suspension, others boycott Disney for “censorship” and “eroding free speech"
- Outcome: Hashtags like #BoycottDisney and #BoycottABC surge, users cancel Disney+ and Hulu. Disney caves.
Total major conservative-led boycotts: At least 4 distinct waves since 1991, each triggered by perceived threats to “traditional values,” LGBTQ+ inclusion, or political activism.
So yeah, a conservative boycott against Disney is nothing new, and should be about as successful as their former boycotts. Ha. Fuck MAGA and all of those piss-garglers.
Welcome back, Jimmy. Whatever you fucking do, DON'T APOLOGIZE!
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