Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2026

The Dogs Who Built My Life - A Poem


Connor in front, Romeo behind

I was raised in a house where dogs

were not pets but storylines.

Flockie, fierce little guardian,

patrolling the borders of childhood.

Ollie, the Wonder Dog,

half giant, half myth,

all heart,

the one who walked beside me

like he had been assigned the job by the universe.

Heidi, wild and bright,

a fugitive with sheep’s wool on her breath

and summers in Nova Scotia in her bones.

Gunther, the one puppy miracle,

proof that even small dogs

can write big legends.


And then came the ones who shaped

the in between years,

the ones who carried me forward

when life shifted under my feet.


Lulu, my heart dog,

the little dachshund who loved me

with a devotion that left a hollow

when she was gone.

Her absence was a wound

I did not know how to close

until Romeo arrived

and stitched it gently,

one heartbeat at a time.


Murphy, the tiny poodle

with the soul of a knight,

who lived twenty one long years

and would have taken a bullet for me

without hesitation.

I loved him,

but not the way he loved me,

and that truth still tugs at me

like a thread I never tied off.


Sid Vicious,

whose name was a lie

and whose only violence

was the ferocity of his fetch obsession.

A dog who believed joy

was something you chased

and brought back proudly

again and again.


And now, the pack that fills my home

and my days

and the spaces I did not know

were still empty.


Romeo, my heart dog,

the one who looks at me

like he remembers every lifetime

we have ever shared.

Cubby, my little buddy,

joy wrapped in fur,

a shadow with a wagging tail.

Connor, my sweet and fragile boy,

who learned safety in my hands

and taught me softness in return.

Rocco, borrowed but belonging,

folded into the pack

as naturally as breath.


These dogs,

past and present,

are the chapters of my life.

They shaped me,

held me,

trusted me,

and taught me what loyalty feels like

when it curls up beside you

and falls asleep.


I did not just grow up with dogs.

I was raised by them.

And I am still being raised

every day

by the ones who walk beside me now.

Not Bob: The Orange Cat Who Thinks He’s a Dog

 



Not Bob isn’t just a cat. He’s a phenomenon in orange fur, a walking burst of confidence and questionable decisions who somehow manages to charm every creature in the house. He talks constantly, a running commentary of meow, meOW, MEOW that sounds less like a request and more like a declaration of his own importance. And the dogs believe him. Romeo drags him across the room by the scruff like a beloved plush toy, and Not Bob just goes limp with the blissful trust of someone who has never once considered the possibility of danger. He lets the dogs groom him, shove him, nudge him, and he returns the favor by inserting himself into every canine moment like he was born into the pack. He isn’t a guest in the dog world. He’s a citizen. Maybe even a diplomat.

The little beast has one, POSSIBLY two, brain cells...

His hobbies include locking himself in the bathroom by pushing the door shut, then immediately complaining at full volume until someone rescues him. He also has a long‑running feud with the floor vents. Not Bob has pulled them up, chewed through tape, defeated glue, and ignored every deterrent except bricks, which he is not yet strong enough to move. He would absolutely appreciate a set of weights for his birthday so he can train for the day he reclaims access to the heat‑duct underworld.

There’s no dignity in him, no hesitation, no fear. Just pure, unfiltered orange cat energy wrapped around a heart that believes every creature is a friend. In a house full of dogs and stories and history, Not Bob has somehow carved out his own legend simply by being exactly who he is: loud, fearless, affectionate, and absolutely convinced he belongs everywhere.

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

PETA Can Suck My Non-Existent Cock And Choke On It





My argument with a crazy Swedish "animal rights activist" today (who said that Brigitte Bardot's racism and sexism were FINE because she was for the animals, and who said Whitney Houston deserved to die because she wore fur) reminded me of the time I went to a movie theater in San Francisco, and PETA had set up on the sidewalk outside. In the gutter about ten feet from PETA's table was a dying pigeon. 

Sunday, November 02, 2025

Does it get any cuter?

 



NOPE! :)

That's my spot!




Romeo thinks he is Sheldon Cooper.

If Cubby is curled up next to me and Romeo decides it's time to be on the bed, the little shit starts yapping at Cubby "You're in my spot! YOU'RE IN MY SPOT!" until I tell Cubby he needs to move. Then Romeo jumps up and curls up in the spot. For two minutes, before he moves over to lay on my pillow.

He's an absolute little shit. But he's cute, so I allow him to live.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Not Bob Thinks Cubby Makes An Excellent Pillow!

 


Wednesday, October 08, 2025

Not Bob, the cat who thinks he's a dog

 



This orange jerk has abandoned me. He used to sleep on my pillow every night. Then my best friend Patti moved in, and Not Bob was all "OMG I WUBS HER!"...

Ollie the Wonder Dog

 




I would like to tell you about my second dog, Ollie.

We got Ollie in 1971, when I was 7 years old. (I am sixty now, not that that is relevant). He was an 8 month old St Bernard/Old English Sheepdog mix, white and charcoal grey, and just gorgeous...

Monday, September 29, 2025

Dogs now and before

Diesel, RIP


Cubby


Romeo (black) and Connor (brown)

Romeo and Connor



Murphy, RIP



Sweet Molly, RIP



Diesel (left) and Sid both RIP



D-O-G, also RIP



Maisie Mae, RIP



My sweet Lulu, RIP



Murphy again

Our current dogs are Connor, Cubby, Rocco, and Romeo. The rest shown here have all passed, and boy HOWDY are they missed.

For some reason, I cannot find a single picture of Rocco. I'll take one later today and upload it. :)





 

Monday, September 22, 2025

Pup of Evil.. Dog of Death

 




Admit it. You've never seen anything as fucking CUTE as Romeo!








Saturday, September 06, 2025

The Soul-Sucking Circus of House Training




Let’s talk about the fucking soul-sucking circus that is house training a new puppy. You think you’re getting a furry bundle of joy; what you actually get is a four-legged chaos gremlin with the bladder control of a drunk toddler and the moral compass of a raccoon.

Day one, you’re optimistic. You’ve got treats, potty pads, a schedule, and the delusional belief that consistency equals success. Spoiler: it doesn't. That puppy will look you dead in the fucking eye, squat on your rug, and wag its tail like it just solved world fucking peace.

You take them outside every 20 minutes. They sniff, they frolic, they eat a leaf, they do everything except piss. Then you bring them inside and boom, a piss tsunami on your hardwoods. You Google “puppy training tips” while scrubbing your floor with tears and vinegar.

Nighttime? Oh, you thought sleep was still a thing? Fuck no. You’re now on the 3 a.m. potty patrol, standing barefoot in your yard while your puppy chases a moth and forgets why you're out there. Meanwhile, your neighbors think you’ve joined a cult.

And don’t even start with crate training. The crate is supposed to be their safe space; instead, it's a padded cell where they scream like banshees and shit defiantly in protest. You clean it up, they do it again. It's a fucking hostage situation and you’re the one negotiating with liver treats.

Eventually, you get a win. They pee outside. You cheer like they just graduated college. You post about it. You believe the tide is turning. Then they take a shit behind your couch while maintaining eye contact. That’s not an accident; that’s a declaration of war.

House training a puppy isn’t a bonding experience; it’s a psychological endurance test. You will question your life choices. You will cry in your laundry room. You will say “good boy” through gritted teeth while holding a bag of warm regret.

But one day, they’ll sit by the door, tail wagging, waiting to go out. You’ll take them, they’ll pop a successful squat, and you’ll feel like you’ve fucking conquered Everest. Until then, stock up on paper towels, wine, and whatever shred of sanity you’ve got left.

And let's not EVEN fucking talk about how fucking impossible it is to house break a goddam small dog. Shit demons, piss fountains. And they eat cat shit, too.

Welcome to the shitshow. You’re doing great. Probably.

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My Many Dogs

Connor (brown) and Romeo (black and tan)

I’ve had a lot of dogs in my life. I am a total dog person. Here’s the rundown:

I have had: Flockie-dachshund, Heidi-Brittany spaniel mix, Ollie-St. Bernard/Old English sheep dog mix, Kate-lab mix, Indy-pit/rott/dobie/lab, Bear-lab/sharpei, Molly-chihuahua, Murphy-mini poodle, Lulu-dachshund, Cubby-lab/shitzu mix, Connor-chiweenie, Rocco-chihuahua/Jack Russell terrier, and Romeo-chiweenie. 

That’s thirteen. All rescues, except Flockie, who was a pedigree dachshund who belonged to my Dad’s girlfriend. Flockie was four when she came to live with us, and I was four also. She died when we were both 14.

I only ever had to rehome a dog once, Indy, because he was reactive, and I had a small child. My friend Caroline took him and gave him a wonderful life and I saw him regularly.

My current dogs are Cubby, Connor, Rocco, and Romeo. They are velcro, where I am, there they are. Especially Romeo.

Absolutely love my dogs, every last one of them.

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Ollie the Wonder Dog

 




I would like to tell you about my second dog, Ollie.

We got Ollie when I was 7 years old. (I am sixty now, not that that is relevant). He was an 8 month old St Bernard/Old English Sheepdog mix, and just gorgeous.

We lived on Mission Hill in Roxbury, Massachusetts at that time, then a year later, moved to North Cambridge, MA, and eventually to Cambridgeport. Ollie moved with us every time. He was my velcro dog. He went with me everywhere. We wandered the neighborhoods, went to the candy stores, he used to walk me to and from school every day, although he didn’t just wait for me at the schoolyard, he would do his doggy thing until his internal clock said it was time for school to let out.

When I was 12, Ollie disappeared. We looked and looked, advertised, but we just couldn’t find him. Ten months later, an emaciated, filthy, tired, matted up dog turned up at our door. The pads of his feet were raw, and we figured out that he had probably been stolen and escaped and had a very long trek to get back hom, but come back home he did, and from then on was known as Ollie the Wonder Dog.

Ollie died when I was 19. I still miss him and always will. He was one of those dogs of a lifetime that you just never forget. He was my buddy, my best friend, my soul mate. He was Ollie the Wonder Dog.


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