Zentangles r Us

 

This is my first zentangle in seven years. I am getting back into the art form.

Much Butt Toy. So Prostate Stimulator!

Demi Moore with her Golden Globe.

They really need to change that design. It's so very...

Sex toy shaped. Not currently being sold, but after this fucking photo of Demi looking delighted by it, they will start making them and selling them. 

Who the hell passed on that design?

Adolescent Adoration and Adult Music Taste

Eric Faulkner of the Bay City Rollers was such a handsome man in the 70s, and still is, really. 

Even when I was ten and had just discovered boys, I leaned toward older boys who had a more MAN look to them than that pretty adolescent boy stage where they could just as easily be a girl. For instance, all my friends wanted to marry Luke Skywalker. I wanted me some Han Solo. Han looks like a MAN, not a teenage girl.

This idiocy again?

Machado wants to give Trump her Nobel Prize, or so the gossip rags say. Of course Donald is acting humble, saying, "Well, you know, whatever she wants to do is fine, it's just an honor to be considered." Sure, Donald, and for me, it's just an honor to rob a bank for ten million dollars, when I know the police will not arrest me, because I'm paying them all off

But, Senora Machado, sweetie, you have a lot to learn. I mean, basically it works like this:

Mark Twain - War Prayer

 

Mark Twain, “The War Prayer” (ca.1904-5)

The American writer Mark Twain wrote the following satire in the glow of America’s imperial interventions.

It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism … on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun … nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles beseeching His aid in our good cause in outpourings of fervid eloquence which moved every listener. …

For Renee

 
Her name was

Renee Nicole Macklin Good

Scream it loudly

FUCK ICE
FUCK MAGA
FUCK TRUMP MOST OF ALL

Embarassment at the doctor!

Question on Quora:

I just finished with two different medical events involving mainly female medical personnel. Why do so many men claim they are being humiliated and losing all dignity when I didn't?

My response:

I'm 61 and have had a vagina all my life. What a pain.Dec 28

To those guys, I say: “Welcome to the world of women”. Up until fairly recently, the vast majority of physicians, including OB/GYNs were men.

I am 61, and in the late 70s through early 90s, I only managed to find ONE woman who was a practicing GYN, and that was in 1990. Prior to that, once a year I had to spread my legs so a man could stick things up my vagina and rectum (part of a proper pelvic exam involves one finger in the vag, one in the ass), grope my tits, etc.

And you know what? I’m pretty sure those men just did not get any ya-yas from their work. After a while, all vaginas probably looked basically the same to them. And I have read that gynecologists are pretty lousy in bed, because they see so many twats that they go home and just don’t have an interest in seeing their wife’s.

Arachnophobia

I am a major arachnophobe. Show me a spider, I show you a woman having a panic attack, whimpering and staying in the center of the bed for safety from spider fangs. I am particularly terrified of tarantulas, the big hairy bastards.

Here in north Texas out in the boonies, we get one sneaking in the house occasionally. I generally freak out until my husband catches it and removes it from my house. But they're NOTHING compared to the opossum who somehow got in and spread our full trashcan all over the place. But the worst was that fucking giant white and yellow snake, about four feet long and rather girthy that it took two healthy teenage boys to lift from the top shelf of my pantry, and then carry out of the house.

I do not like living in a place where the wildlife just feels like it can come in and set up housekeeping. I fully expect to wake up one day and see a damn coyote curled up on the big dog bed. Or maybe a bobcat snoring on the couch.

Well, at least its not giant flying cockroaches, like in San Antonio.

We Are Living In Interesting Times...

Incel and Incel Adjacent men fear women greatly. Think about it. And no, I'm not talking about every single man I meet, I'm talking about the ones you can spot a mile away because they treat anybody with a different anatomy from them like a thing, an object, a fuck doll, instead of as the intelligent and worthy human mammal that they are.

'Member?

"'member Saddam Hussein?""

"Oh, I 'member!"

'member when SoDamn Insane was dangled from a gallows tree?"

"'member Noriega and his big fat prison sentence?"
"Oh! I 'member!"

"'member Osama bin Laden being taken out by Seal Team 6?
"I 'member that!"

"'What about Hitler? 'member him?"

"Yeah! I 'member!"
"'member how he ate a bullet in a bunker?"
"Oh yeah, I member!"

If it was good enough for those shithole countries, it's good enough for the US, right?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!