Tuesday, March 03, 2026

My new cussword insult list




"Cocksucker" is one of those insults that hits hard, but it hits in the wrong direction. Culturally and historically it has been used as a put down that basically says "You are a homosexual and thus you are worthy of contempt". It drags a whole group of people who never did a thing to me into a fight they were not part of. It punches down, not out. Once I actually looked at the word instead of just using it for the sound, it stopped feeling sharp and started feeling lazy.

I do not want to use language that harms people who are not the target. I want my insults to land on the person who earned them, not on anyone else. So cocksucker is out. It does not fit who I am or how I want to speak anymore.

What I use now are insults that are mine, built for precision and impact without collateral damage. Shitsucker is the flagship, a clean two beat hit that lands exactly where I aim it. From there I have a whole family of put downs that stay ethically clean while still being vicious enough to satisfy me. They are sharp, original, and they only strike the person who deserves it. I am not giving up intensity. I am giving up harm that was never meant for the people it hit. That is the difference.

Here's a list of words that pack a punch without punching DOWN. At least, not to anybody but the coprophiliacs among us...

PRIMARY BLOODLINE

  • shitslurper
  • shitguzzler
  • shitmuncher
  • shitgnawer
  • shitgobbler


ELITE COUSINS

  • filthsucker
  • crudguzzler
  • waste snacker
  • grime drinker
  • scum slurper


CHAOTIC BRANCH

  • sludge snacker
  • muck masticator
  • dirt dribbler
  • gunk gnosher
  • ooze sipper


ANCESTRAL LINE (THE NUKES)

  • soul sucker
  • joy leech
  • hope drainer
  • chaos chewer
  • misery mouther


PETTY BRANCH

  • crumb sniffer
  • toilet tourist
  • trash taster
  • filth fancier
  • grime enthusiast

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