December 31, 2025

My Fucking Sister Is A Piece Of Shit





When you plan to give somebody a simple gift of a book that you know they would love, and they spit in your face and say "Keep it, I'm trying to get rid of stuff." Like a fucking BOOK takes up a ton of space. 

Guaranteed she's buying some damn ugly piece of 1950s furniture this week, or some tacky green opaque glassware to fill her cabinets with and feel like she's so fucking bougie.

Fuck her and her pretentious, phony, all about appearances, bullshit self.

(Note: A LOT of anger inside, proceed at your own risk.)

December 30, 2025

PETA Can Suck My Non-Existent Cock And Choke On It





My argument with a crazy Swedish "animal rights activist" today (who said that Brigitte Bardot's racism and sexism were FINE because she was for the animals, and who said Whitney Houston deserved to die because she wore fur) reminded me of the time I went to a movie theater in San Francisco, and PETA had set up on the sidewalk outside. In the gutter about ten feet from PETA's table was a dying pigeon. 

Reblogging Michael Jochum: A Clarion Call from the Ruins of the Kennedy Center

A Clarion Call from the Ruins of the Kennedy Center




Artistic integrity will always rule over moral turpitude.

Always.

And that is precisely why the so-called “Trump Kennedy Center” now stands as one of the most grotesque acts of cultural vandalism in American history.

From Quora: What Sort Of Atheist Am I?




From Quora:

The question:

What is the difference between an agnostic atheist, an apathetic atheist and a gnostic atheist? Do these terms have any meaning?

If you hate the US so much...




I have to wonder about European people who talk about how much they hate the US and everything about it, but spend all their fucking free time on Facebook, X, Instagram, Reddit, SnapChat, YouTube, WhatsApp, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Threads, Bluesky, Tumblr, and other US based, owned, founded, heavily populated, and operated websites.

Like, if you hate the US so much, wtf are you doing hanging out on our sites, with American people? If I hated somebody, I would avoid everything to do with them. Why don't you start your own Luxembourgian or Belgian or Andorran fucking social media site?

How about a San Marino Pinterest?

Or a French Facebook?

I am no America First type asshole, but if you're going to use US founded sites, have the fucking manners to be courteous to the damn people who mostly populate it. The French would SHIT BRICKS if we went to "Livre de Visage" and talked about how shitty French waiters are, or what assholes French bankers are, or what snobs the French are in general.

So why do they do it here?

I don't get it.

December 28, 2025

Bullies and Territory Marking - Also, FUCK Trump!






I am 61 years old. The last time I heard insults like Trump keeps throwing around I was in third grade and the classroom bully was picking on the kid who had cerebral palsy and had to use those arm crutches. Except that when the playground monitor lady told the bully about cerebral palsy, the bully apologized to the disabled kid.

That third grade bully had more maturity and integrity than this “President”.

I am so ashamed that Trump sits in the oval office and is marking EVERYTHING with his name, much like a male cat marks his territory by pissing on everything in sight.

December 26, 2025

Jack White/Trump Gaudy Decor Feud




The White House melted down and attacked music legend Jack White after he insulted Donald Trump's "disgusting" and "vulgar" redecoration of the White House:

“Jack White is a washed-up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career,” claimed White House spokesman Steven Cheung. 

“It’s apparent [White]’s been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of ‘The People’s House,'” Cheung added. 

this is Jack’s response… 

"Listen, I’m an artist and not a politician so I’m in no need to give my answer or opinion on anything if I’m not inspired or compelled, but how funny that it wasn’t me calling out trump’s blatant fascist manipulation of government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about Latinos, Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous 'wall' construction, his attacks on the disabled, his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of the sacred halls of congress, his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks about women, his obvious attempts at distraction about being a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the Epstein files, his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those struggling with poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious wimpy and pathetic kowtowing to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise and products like Goya beans through the office of the President, his fake 'gunshot to the ear' that he showed no medical records or photographs of, his constant, constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. etc."

"No, it wasn’t me calling out any of that, it was the fucking DECOR OF THE OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults," he continued. "How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this administration get? 

'Masquerading as a real artist'? Thank you for giving me my tombstone engraving! Well here’s my opinion, trump is masquerading as a human being." "He’s masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy," he wrote. 

"He’s been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he’s involved in has prospered except by using other people’s money to find loophole after loophole and grift after grift." 

"His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and fomenting hatred and division in this country on a daily basis," White went on. 

"And I have 'ample time on (my) hands'? That orange grifter has spent more tax payer money cheating at golf than helping ANYONE in the country. Improve. Anything. There is no progress with him, only smoke and mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy." 

"So MAGA folk, enjoy your concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he ain’t spending any money on helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremacist country club rich idiot agenda," "Wow, he hates who you hate....good for you, be proud of yourselves, how Christian of you all," 

"The only way you can support this conman is because you are a victim of the 2 party system and you 'defend your guy no matter what he does.'" he wrote. "No intelligent person can defend this low life fascist. This bankruptor of casinos. This failed seller of Trump steaks, Trump vodka, Trump water, etc." "This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have fleeced the American people over and over," wrote White. 

"This professional golf cheat, this grifter who has hundreds of thousands of deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands, this man that the majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and voting into office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality television stars." 

"Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman leads is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a villain who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit themselves," 

"And no I’m not a Democrat either, I’m a human being raised in Detroit, I’m an artist who’s owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and recording label since he was 21 years old who has enough street sense to know when a 3 card monte dealer is a cheap grifter and a thief," 

"I was raised to believe that we defeated fascism in World War II and that we would never allow it again in the world. I don't always state publicly my political opinions, and like anyone I don't always know all of the facts, but when it comes to this man and this administration I'm not going to be like one of the silent minority of 1930's Germany. This man is a danger to not just America but the entire world and that's not an exaggeration, he's dismantling democracy and endangering the planet on a daily basis, and we. all. know. it.

JW III..."

(Jenn here: I'm gonna go buy everything this man has ever recorded, and support him as he continues speaking truth to power!)


December 19, 2025

Reblogging Michael Jochum - Sticking it to Ted Nugent

(Note from Jenn: Michael had me in absolute stitches with this one. Nugent is such an arrogant prick, and I love that Michael screwed with him some.)




I was thinking about the great guitar players we all love and admire—the Jeff Becks, the David Gilmours, the Mark Knopflers, the John McLaughlins, the Allan Holdsworths, the Eddie Van Halens. And then, while scrolling, I was tortured for five seconds by a clip of the Nuge playing live. I lingered just long enough to read one comment:

“Ted Nugent is one of rock’s most underrated guitar players.”

That comment unlocked a memory, one of my most vivid, and satisfying, professional remembrances.

These Boots Are Made for Walking

It was around 1986. I was one of those “in-demand session guys,” and I got called to play on a Ted Nugent song. At the time, I was deep into some illicit drugs that made me far more arrogant than I am now, and somehow even more opinionated, which seems almost impossible in retrospect. I was also, inexplicably, very into cowboy boots.

For the record, cowboy boots are not ideal footwear for someone with my foot size. But they were fashionable, and I was wearing them.

I arrived at Capitol Studio B. Naturally, Nugent wasn’t there yet, just his entourage: an engineer of note, a producer of some credibility, and assorted enablers waiting for me to start dialing in drum sounds at 9 a.m. I delivered sonic excellence, as was my habit. And then Ted Nugent finally strutted in.

He did his trademark pantomime of friendliness, pretending to like everyone in the room, before marching straight into the drum booth. He didn’t offer a handshake. He stared at my feet.

“Are you going to wear those cowboy boots when you play the drums?”

“Fuck yes,” I said. “I’m going to wear these cowboy boots while I play the drums. They’re what I have on my feet.”

He stared back at me with those milky, lifeless eyes and declared,

“Drummers don’t wear cowboy boots. You need to go home and change your shoes before we start the session.”

So I stood up, walked out of Capitol Studio B, crossed the parking lot, drove through the guard gate, and headed home to change my shoes, at his command.

Here’s the part Ted Nugent hadn’t thought through: he had no idea where I lived, or how long this little footwear pilgrimage might take.

On my way down Sepulveda Boulevard from my Gucci house in the now-gentrified Royal Oaks neighborhood of Sherman Oaks, I decided to enjoy myself. After all, this was his dime. I stopped for gas at my favorite 7-Eleven, where, fourteen years later, I would bump into O.J. Simpson, because America is nothing if not consistent.

I got hungry, so I swung by In-N-Out for a Double-Double with cheese, fries, and a vanilla milkshake. Then I realized I was out of my favorite illicit substance, so I made a quick stop at a dear friend’s house, known professionally as “the dealer”to stock up for my evening with Teddy.

By the time I returned to Capitol Studios, four and a half hours had passed.

Triple scale is a beautiful thing when you’re a sideman. Sidemen don’t get the glory, but occasionally we get the satisfaction, and the invoice reflects that.

I walked back into Studio B without acknowledging Nugent, the engineer, or the producer. I sat down at the drum kit and played one of his stupid songs.

And that, in a nutshell, is how one of rock’s “most underrated guitar players” taught me that power is often loud, insecure, and deeply concerned with footwear.

—Michael Jochum, Not Just a Drummer: Reflections on Art, Politics, Dogs, and the Human Condition

December 18, 2025

Sonnets about the asshole in the White House

I've been writing sonnets all day. I'm sharing the ones I like best. Here's one, called Parchment Scolds The Crown.

I am the charter, inked in freedom’s hand,  

A covenant to guard the people’s right;  

Yet you would twist my words to seize command,  

And march your armies through the city’s night.  

No clause permits a tyrant’s vain decree,  

No parchment yields to whims of selfish power;  

My checks and balances were forged to be  

A shield against the strongman’s darkest hour.  

I scold you now, for every breach you make,  

Each act that stains the oath you swore to keep;  

The law is not a toy for you to break,  

Nor silence meant for citizens to weep.  

Remember well: I am the nation’s frame,  

And history will judge your reckless claim.


Another:

When law is bent to serve a tyrant’s will,  

And soldiers march where citizens should stand,  

The city’s quiet hum grows sharp and shrill,  

As boots of war defile the nation’s land.  

No statute grants this power, yet it’s claimed,  

A show of force to mask a hollow crown;  

The Constitution’s voice is left unnamed,  

Its parchment trampled, freedoms beaten down.  

But walls of steel cannot suppress the song,  

Nor silence truth that rises from the square;  

The people know when justice has gone wrong,  

And rally fierce to guard what all must share.  

So history will mark this dark parade,  

A warning carved where liberty was frayed.

Another:

Beneath the gilded towers of false might,

A tyrant stirs, with cruel hand and glare.

He builds his walls and shuns the wronged and right,

And floods our streets with fear beyond repair.

The huddled, seeking refuge, plead in vain,

While soldiers march where neighbors once were free.

His edicts choke compassion, bind in chain,

And hollow justice bends to tyranny.

O nation torn, where once your heart held grace,

Now echoes of oppression scar the land.

Yet still, the truth endures, it finds its place,

Though foul command may strike with iron hand.

Rise, conscience, rise — resist the shadowed way;

For dawn returns, though night may claim the day.

Fuck UrgentCare2Go in the ass with a cactus!




House call doctors just fired me as a patient.

Said I'm too complex.

They wasted weeks of my time. Then they had me spend 45 minutes talking to a PA today, telling her all my medications and dosages. Then the doctor told me to fuck off. He didn't use that wording, but that's what it boiled down to.

I am ANGRY!

Now I have to find ANOTHER PCP, set up an appointment ASAP because I need refills on ALL my medications, and I could just fucking scream.

Avoid this company, they will waste your time.

December 10, 2025

House Call Doc!




 I finally found a physician whose entire practice is house calls, and who accepts my insurance and comes all the way out here to Assfuck Nowhere, Texas. He is coming Friday regarding the UTI I developed in the last few days...

Psych update and coping mechanisms




I have been unable to get one of my psych meds prescribed for some reason. my shrink can't do it and neither can my PCP. I'm pretty sure that it's a controlled substance.

Anyways, I have been very stable and doing well, so I think I'll stop trying to get the scrip written. If I start having symptoms, I'll take buspar for a few days until it mellows out. That's what I did this last time, and it worked well, although I was kind of a zombie while I was taking it every 6 hours. But it was only a few days, and then I felt even again and stopped the tranquilizer...

December 06, 2025

The Greatest Peace Prize in the History of Peace: As told by Donald J Trump - Reblog Michael Jochum








Let me tell you something, folks, and the fake news is going to HATE this, but what happened tonight? Incredible. Historic. People are saying it may be the greatest honor ever given to a president. They’re calling it the “Peace Prize,” but really, it’s THE prize. The only prize. And honestly? It makes the Nobel Prize look like something you get in a cereal box...