Machado wants to give Trump her Nobel Prize, or so the gossip rags say. Of course Donald is acting humble, saying, "Well, you know, whatever she wants to do is fine, it's just an honor to be considered." Sure, Donald, and for me, it's just an honor to rob a bank for ten million dollars, when I know the police will not arrest me, because I'm paying them all off
But, Senora Machado, sweetie, you have a lot to learn. I mean, basically it works like this:
"Well Lady, you can give him the medal if you want, but you are not the deciding committee or even a member of it. The medal and award money are yours, do as you wish with them. However, you do not own the title and the official record. We do. And you will be known to history as the woman who won the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, forever. Good day, Madam.
Oh, and might I suggest having the medal framed behind glass with a black velvet background, and an engraved plate stating his name and declaring him the Prince of Peace.. oh wait, I mean President of Peace. That resemblance in names, btw, is not an accident. It was chosen by really smart marketing pros working for the orange guy, aimed directly at his base. Prince of Peace, President of Peace, one Messiah. Maybe Jesus returned?"
Those people need help.
This country needs help. Desperately.
Mexico, Canada, are you listening? Please, help us.
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