McConnell FUCKED Us, and we didn't even get to climax!

This piece is written by Michael Jochum, rockstar drummer and political pundit extraordinaire. Michael has given me permission to share this absolutely brilliant scorching roast of old Turtleneck McConnell here. Thank you Michael! 

The duplicitous, Nosferatu, Grim Reaper, Crypt Keeper, turtle on a half shell, old bitter bastard McConnell could have stoped a trump in its track, perhaps ensuring that his legacy being having an ethical backbone more important than lining his pockets; again. (More inside)

Hmmm... that's not sus at ALL!

Hmm. Kristi Noem. Standing in clear sight on top of the ICE building in Portland, no body armor, no helmet. Nothing but clear lines of sight in all directions.

You tell me. Is Portland really full of terrorists who are just itching to kill law enforcement? The place Trump says is burning to the ground and looks worse than World War II?

Or does Kristi know that that's a big load of bullshit.

Enquiring minds want to know.

ROFLCOPTERS!

 

SUCK it, Donnie, you bloviating douchebag!

Sir Francis Drake and Me

 I just learned that Francis Drake is my 8th great grandfather.

That's so freaky.

The man was quite the navigator. But he was also a slaver early on, and a brutal fucking pirate, and of course there was the Rathlin Island Massacre and other atrocities and controversies. So he was basically a good sailor, but a piece of shit person... (family tree images inside)

Russia, GTFO of Ukraine, you fucking piece of shit CUNTry!

 

The following was said to me by a dear Ukrainian friend, who at this moment is hiding in a basement for safety from Russian shelling occurring in his city. He gave me permission to share it here, but asked that I not give his name, because Putin is a murdering fuckbag who will go all revenge if he manages to finish his illegal attempt of the takeover of a free and independent nation...

SUCK it, HARD, Asshole!

 

Neener neener, motherfucker. The black man got the prize, YOU got impeached.

On your knees and SUCK it!

That is all.

Keoni's Mele

Uncle Jack and Auntie Cathe

I wrote this piece around 2K, about my Uncle Jack. He has been a huge influence in my life, and is one of the people I love most on this planet. He's a musician, philosopher, student of life, and he is my beloved uncle and Godfather...

Casualties of War - A Poem

I wrote this poem 20 years ago about being a survivor of pretty intense child abuse at the hands of my stepmother, and clawing my way out of that shit. Trigger Warning: Child Abuse, Trauma...

Jericho - A Poem

 

This is a poem I wrote about 25 years ago, as I was making early breakthroughs in handling my life and my mental health...

Childhood Memories: The Atrocities of 60s Fashions

 

My big sister and I were hippie kids of a single parent hippie father. We wore blue jeans and tee shirts and tie dye, and funky clothes his girlfriend made for us. Pretty much everything that was not made for us was purchased at Salvation Army (or lifted out of the donation bins after dark)...