Monday, May 11, 2026

Happy Birthday to the Great Bald Guru


Written for my friend Bill Sowman on his 69th birthday. He passed shortly after that, but he loved this poem, and called me (back in the days of Long Distance being bloody expensive) from London, just to ask me to read it to him. I sure miss him.



Sixty nine is a number

that evokes interesting mental

imagery

is it not?


Sexuality fecundity perversity orgasmity

rubbing licking sucking touching

feeling breathing being living

loving dreaming wanting hoping

yearning needing seeming creaming


hang on, I'm coming

don't get your panties in an uproar

open the door

open the mind

open the heart

open the senses

open the soul

see what you find in there


not just another

old man oh no

not a

turn on the tube and watch

bowling for bucks

(don't those shows suck?)

fuck the luck who won the truck

or the fur coat and how come

pat sajak isn't

boffing vanna white anyways?

kind of man


not a

pick the world apart

my way is better than

your way because

i am older than you and i

have experienced lived suffered

i remember world war two

so don't tell me what suffering is

you damned kid

because i know what it is

and you have it easy and

i walked to school barefoot in the snow

in alaska

naked

kind of guy


defying boxes

no label fits you

better than

the great bald one

the wild paganistic guru poet

inspirational motivational

frustrational consummational

indisputable

King

of the written word


and on this

your lucky number birthday

beautiful and evocative number 69

i say to you

that if my man

should piss me off

me

and that bottle of

viagra you

requested

will be on our way

to your compound

wherever it is


and we will have

a roman festival

an orgy of poetry

that will leave

the neighbors

screaming

for some peace

and quiet

god damn it!

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