How the FUCK Are MAGA Followers Still Worshipping This Guy?

 

At this point, trying to understand MAGA loyalty feels like trying to explain why a goddam raccoon keeps coming back to the same dumpster fire. You’d think eventually the smell of burning garbage and shit would register. But no, they’re still there, still digging, still convinced they’ve found treasure while the rest of us are fucking gagging.

Because honestly, how in fuck do you keep supporting someone after everything that’s come out? We’re talking about a man with multiple criminal convictions, a man who’s been at the center of more lawsuits than a defective chainsaw company, a man who is all over the Epstein files (and probably guilty of pedophilia), a man whose public behavior would get any normal person fired, shunned, or at least politely escorted out of the building. But not him. No, he’s their golden calf with a spray tan and a microphone...

And then there’s the way he treats the presidency like it’s his personal real estate portfolio. Half the White House practically got turned into a tacky monument to his ego. If he could’ve slapped his name on the Washington Monument in gold letters, he fucking well would have. The man sees national landmarks the way a dog sees a fire hydrant something to piss on and announce his ownership of.

But the wildest part? The excuses. The mental gymnastics. The absolute Olympic level cfucking contortions his followers perform to justify every single thing he does. You could tell them he tried to trademark the American flag and they’d say, “Well actually, that’s just good business.” You could show them a goddam video of him saying something grotesque and they’d insist it was “taken out of context.” You could hand them a stack of court documents and they’d say the deep state forged them with crayons.

And when critics raise concerns about his behavior around young women or the way he talks about them? MAGA shrugs. They wave it off. They pretend it’s normal, or funny, or “just locker room talk,” as if that magically makes it less creepy. They’ll defend anything, ANY fucking thing, as long as it comes out of his mouth!

It’s not loyalty. It’s not patriotism. It’s not even politics anymore. It’s a motherfucking cult with merch. Get your red hat here, motherfuckers.

And the rest of us are stuck watching this cocksucking circus, wondering how many fucking red flags it takes before someone finally says, “Hey, maybe the guy who keeps setting everything on fucking fire shouldn’t be in charge of the matches.”

But here we are. Still watching. Still waiting. Still screaming into the void while MAGA followers chant his name like he’s the second coming of Elvis.

At some point, you stop asking how they can still support him and start asking what the fuck happened to their ability to see what’s right in front of their faces.