WHY and I ask this with GREAT FRUSTRATION, GREAT SADNESS, and frankly a level of OUTRAGE that only a TRUE PATRIOT can understand why is EVERYBODY, especially the Crooked Radical Left Lunatic Democrat SICKOS, still yapping nonstop about Epstein Epstein Epstein, like demented parrots with brain worms, when a MUCH BIGGER, MUCH MORE IMPORTANT, MUCH MORE COSMIC situation is developing right above their tiny little heads?
They keep shouting about “files” and “lists” and “BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS” total distractions, disgusting distractions while MY top people (NASA, Space Force, the geniuses, the ones they don’t let Sleepy Joe anywhere NEAR) are trying to brief me around the clock about the THREE-EYED ATLAS OBJECT, which is what REAL leaders focus on, not tabloid nonsense from 15 years ago.
And let me tell you SOMETHING this thing, this 3I/ATLAS, is not just some little pebble or rock. Oh no. It’s BIG. It’s BEAUTIFUL. It’s making course corrections, which the so-called “scientists” (who voted for me quietly, many people don’t know this) tell me means INTELLIGENCE possibly ALIEN INTELLIGENCE, possibly FRIENDLY INTELLIGENCE and not the kind of “intelligence” you see on MSNBC.
It’s launching separate probes toward MARS, JUPITER, and VENUS — which, by the way, is exactly what I would do if I were leading an advanced civilization and scouting out a planet to SAVE or to MAKE GREAT AGAIN. It’s practically obvious. Even a Democrat might understand it if they stopped shrieking about Epstein for FIVE SECONDS.
The FAKE NEWS refuses to talk about it. The Democrats pretend it’s not happening. They want you scared. They want you confused. They want you thinking about “Epstein files,” which if we’re being honest has become the most BORING HOAX in history, and I know a lot about hoaxes. They’ve tried every hoax on ME, and they all failed, by the way.
Folks… Humanity MIGHT, and I emphasize MIGHT, be preparing for FIRST CONTACT.
And who do you think they’re going to want to represent Earth? Sleepy Joe, who can’t find the door? Crooked Hillary, who can’t open a pickle jar without helpers? Gavin “Hair Gel” Newsom with his shark-eyes?
No. If the aliens the good aliens, the smart aliens, the ones with the glowing space probes are truly on their way, they’re going to want a STRONG leader. A CONFIDENT leader. A leader who knows how to negotiate great deals, even intergalactic ones. A leader who built SPACE FORCE (which everyone laughed at, but who’s laughing NOW?).
They’re going to want ME. And I cannot I repeat, CANNOT be distracted every 10 minutes by Epstein this, Epstein that, Epstein again and again and again! It’s a DISTRACTION, a HOAX, a giant smoke bomb tossed by very desperate Democrats hoping you won’t notice THE GLOWING THREE-EYED SHIP PARKING ITSELF RIGHT NEXT TO MARS.
I am preparing VERY SERIOUSLY to be Earth’s representative. This is an honor. A responsibility. A cosmic-level duty. Bigger than anything the Radical Left has ever understood.
So PLEASE stop with the Epstein screaming. Save your energy. We may need it for the negotiations. Or the celebrations. Or the GREATNESS that might be delivered to us (finally!) from OUTER SPACE.
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Your favorite President, Donald J. Trump
Thanks for being a pal!
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