Groceries Denied, Rage Supplied

Amazon Fresh driver just refused to deliver my fucking groceries. She claimed that my street tore her car up (she HAD to have been speeding) and that she would not wait five minutes at the end of the road for Sam and Lis to drive down and meet her and get our groceries.

I called customer service and went BALLISTIC. I get deliveries from Amazon almost every day to this house. There are five of us living here, and we buy everything via Amazon, including groceries. In SIX YEARS here, we have NEVER had a driver say they can't get down our street without their car being destroyed.

Amazon is reshipping the order tomorrow morning. There has been a complaint filed against the driver for unprofessional behavior and poor customer service and the nice Filipina lady told me that this is generally a firing offense. I do not feel sorry for that driver. Period. She could have waited five fucking minutes.

The nice lady also gave me $10 for my trouble, and made certain the driver in question does not get the $10 tip I included in my order.

Bitch is lucky I'll never see her face.

Hate, and other weird shit

Up front warning, I'm kinda loopy on sleeping pills as I write this, so it sort of wanders... I have learned more about how to be hateful from "Good, Church Going, Born Again Christian Conservatives" than I have learned from absolutely everybody I've ever met, every book I've ever read, every Heavy Metal song I've ever listened to.. yadda yadda yadda, in my 60 years on this planet.

I've seen less hate and vitriol spewed out by ALL of the people and ideas in my life I have ever encountered, than I witnessed among the maybe 159 regular churchgoers on a real good Sunday in our small Texas church my family and I attended for ten years. It was disgusting.

And all these Conservative politicians who claim to be faithful Christians. Including the Fascist in Chief.

And their hate trickles down to the masses via Fox News hosts calling for the state sanctioned murder of mentally ill people and the homeless, via Truth social posts, via the fucking grapevine, and now in my part of Texas, liberals keep their heads down, don't wear campaign buttons or have liberal slogan bumper stickers, and don't talk politics outside of our homes. It's insane.

And what's even more insane? What really bothers me? Their hate is contagious. Yep, trickles down, right?

It also trickles SIDEWAYS*.

A lot of us (me included) the Good Guys, if you will. Liberals who love to think. Liberals who CARE, are learning to hate just as viciously. We used to laugh at them. Now we're PISSED at them. A bunch of us are getting fired up against THEM.

Last time this happened, it was about the right to own black people.

This time, it will be about human decency.

But I come away from this with two main thoughts:

I wish I had not lived long enough to see it coming, RIGHT on the horizon, in distant view now and speeding closer, but I have lived that long, and I'm pretty sure I'll still be here when it lands completely, which day is speedily approaching. Here I am.

And Jeebus Crisco, I hope we burn them all. Every last one of them. Trump calls his "enemies" vermin. I call them vermin.

I hate them all. And that really disturbs me.

In my life I have had one person I truly hate, my abusive stepmother. I still hope to spit on her grave one day. Nothing ever upset me so much as her, so I never hated anybody else, and since I've hated her since I was 5 years old, I damn well forgot how to learn.

But watching MAGA and this whole mess slowly creep into the entire nation's ability to think at all clearly, I've learned. Oh how I have learned. Now I hate millions of people, the frighteningly vast percentage of which I will never lay eyes on. And that's just here in Texas. Multiply it by the nation, then the world, because crazy as it seems, he has some admirers out there, too.

I hate that they've taught me to hate. And yes, I know how stupid that sounds. And I fully expect that some fucking loony ass Conservative Loving Christian Patriot will see this post and blacklist me on some crazy site, and try to get my SSI shut off because I'm a horrible American who dares speak truth to power. Well, fuck you, whichever one(s) of you get going on that. Fuck you, fuck your grandmother, and fuck your President, too. I'll always find a new platform, and like my Grandmother, Irene, always used to say: "It takes a bullet to kill our family." I would add that it takes a fucking bullet to shut us up, too. My Great Grampy Woody did not raise a big brood of wallflowers. He raised Boston kids. And he did it well. My grandmother and her siblings were not afraid to speak their minds. Almost all of the offspring of that generation are talkative, opinionated, and no shy about it. And that has passed down through my Mother's generation, my generation, and that of my daughters and granddaughters. We of the Woodward clan never shut up. You have to shoot us to silent us. Especially the women. I'm not afraid. The door isn't even locked. Should I ever need to lay down my fucking useless life in the face of tyranny, I'll do it. I don't have the conceit to think I really will get arrested for my blog with its 70 or so readers, But if they did, so be it. My fucking back aches, I could seriously use the eternal oblivion. I am not the sort to just back down. It's not in my blood. I'm a Woodward girl.

The Fascist State, Where Having An Opinion is CrimeThink. Welcome to 1984

Ya know, Jimmy Kimmel said nothing negative about Kirk or his shooting, he made fun of Trump's reaction to the whole mess. 

Fuck it, I'll say it. Charlie Kirk was a racist, misogynist, homophobic transphobe, and general poopooer at all that is right and good in this country and in this world, and a supporter of absolute heinousness. I was not going to say it because when he was shot, I didn't even think it, but fuck this shit. In light of the insanity from MAGA and this entire political climate we are in,  I'm thinking it now and I'm saying it. 

Charlie Kirk deserved it, and I for one am glad he's gone. And I feel no sadness for his millionaire wife who is running a gofundme so she won't need to sell her fucking mansion now. She knew what she married, and she has stayed married to him, and now she vows to continue his work, but be even more aggressive about it. So fuck Erika Kirk, too.

I feel sorry for the kids. But by the time they start kindergarten, they won't have any memories of daddy, especially since he was always on the damn speaking circuit, and being raised by their nanny will be perfectly normal, just as it would have been it Charlie was alive. They won't even notice he's gone, or remember him.

Charlie got what was overdue.

Good for Tyler.

I might end up on a watchlist for this. So fucking be it. I support every person they've gotten canned from their jobs, from school teachers in small communities, up to, and including, Jimmy Kimmel. JD Vance, the fucking VP of the US of A has called for private citizens to report every social media post that is not properly sympathetic about the murder of that piece of shit straight to the OPs employer and get them fired. The VP is saying patriotic Americans will do this. And what are MAGA fucks if not patriotic? Right?

I hope they cremate him and us his ashes in fertilizer. Then he can finally do something positive for the world.

Saints, Liberal Woke Jesus, etc.

 

Atheist that I am, I refuse to let go of my favorite Catholic saints. I know, I know. It's all imaginary. But on occasion, I light a votive candle to the appropriate saint as needed, because it helps me focus myself on caring about the people I know who are facing difficulties, or to focus in on my own problems.

So yeah, I talk to saints, but not to God. The following are the Saints I like to hang with. And after this list are some of my thoughts about Jesus.

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Francis of Assisi (patron of animals and peace)

Anthony of Padua (finder of lost things, etc etc)

Paulina of the Agonizing Heart of Jesus (that's one hell of a handle, but she is patroness of diabetics.)

Therese of Liseux (The little flower, patroness of headache sufferers and a bunch of other stuff)

Jeanne D'Arc (patroness of rape victims among a whole slough of other things)

Saint Dymphna (patroness of mental health)

St Maximillian Colbe (patron of drug addicts and journalists)

St Nicholas - (yes. Santa Claus. patron of sex workers)

The Virgin Mary (patroness of all humanity, mothers, etc)

St Peregrine (patron of cancer patients)

St Jude (patron of illness in general)

St Margaret of Castello (patroness of physical disabilities)

And finally, St Jude the Apostle (patron of desperate cases and lost causes)

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Is it weird if I say that I believe in Yeshua, a Jewish rabbi who walked the earth a couple thousand years ago, spreading a message of peace and love for all. A rabbi who was in no way a God or a son of a God, just a really wise man with some ideas of a better way for humanity to be? And in the 2000 years since his death, human beings with an agenda of their own have taken his message and twisted it into something that it never was.

Yeshua is a man I would have enjoyed a cup of coffee with.

Jesus the Christ as interpreted today, is a man I would never allow in my home or heart.

But Yeshua sounds cool.

Let's just erase slavery, shall we?

Trump has ordered the National Park Service to remove this photo from a Smithsonian display on the history of slavery.

Because it's not POSITIVE enough, FFS.

There is NOTHING positiver about fucking SLAVERY!

How can you see photographic evidence of the evil that was slavery in the US and still claim that slavery had its fucking GOOD POINTS?

Trump needs to be removed from office, NOW! By any fucking means necessary. Legal of course, though a coups would be welcome at this point. Just be clear, I'm not calling for his extermination, even though he is a fucking flea infested rabid rat who eats cockroaches for breakfast.

Biblical Bullshit: The Full Catalog of Biblical Incest

The Bible is hailed as the ultimate moral guide, a divine instruction manual for righteous living. But if you actually read the damn thing, what you get is a parade of incestuous unions, patriarchal loopholes, and divine silence that would make any modern ethics board spontaneously combust.

If you still think the Bible is a moral guide, buckle up. This isn’t a gentle unpacking, it’s a full forensic catalog of incest, hypocrisy, and divine silence. From father-daughter drunken sex to cousin marriages passed off as holy lineage, scripture reads like a family reunion hosted in a crime scene. Every name, every blood tie, every moral contradiction laid bare. No cherry-picking. No apologetics. Just the sacred mess, documented and salted for clarity.

Below is the full catalog of incest in the Bible, narrative, inferred, and genealogical. Every name, every blood tie, every moral contradiction that I could track down. Salted. Biblically documented. Undeniable.

DIRECT NARRATIVE CASES (Explicit or Strongly Implied)

1. Lot + His Daughters  

   - Relationship: Father/daughters  

   - Reference: Genesis 19:30–38  

   - Consanguinity: 1st degree  

   - Notes: Daughters get Lot drunk and sleep with him. Twice. Sons born: Moab and Ben-Ammi. No divine punishment. Just legacy.

2. Abraham + Sarah  

   - Relationship: Half-siblings  

   - Reference: Genesis 20:12  

   - Consanguinity: 2nd degree  

   - Notes: Married. Praised. Would be banned under Leviticus. God’s chosen incest.

3. Reuben + Bilhah  

   - Relationship: Son/father’s concubine  

   - Reference: Genesis 35:22  

   - Consanguinity: Stepmother  

   - Notes: Reuben sleeps with Jacob’s concubine. Condemned in Genesis 49:4.

4. Amnon + Tamar  

   - Relationship: Half-brother/half-sister  

   - Reference: 2 Samuel 13  

   - Consanguinity: 2nd degree  

   - Notes: Rape. David does nothing. God says nothing. Absalom kills Amnon.

5. Judah + Tamar  

   - Relationship: Father-in-law/daughter-in-law  

   - Reference: Genesis 38  

   - Consanguinity: Affinal  

   - Notes: Tamar disguises herself. Judah sleeps with her. She gets pregnant. No rebuke.

6. Corinthian Man + Stepmother  

   - Relationship: Stepson/father’s wife  

   - Reference: 1 Corinthians 5:1  

   - Consanguinity: Affinal  

   - Notes: Paul condemns it. One of the few times incest gets called out.

INFERRED OR GENEALOGICAL CASES (Early Humanity, Patriarchal Lineage)

7. Cain + His Wife  

   - Relationship: Sibling or niece  

   - Reference: Genesis 4:17  

   - Consanguinity: 1st or 2nd degree  

   - Notes: No other humans mentioned. Population logic demands incest.

8. Seth + His Wife  

   - Relationship: Sibling or niece  

   - Reference: Genesis 4:25–26  

   - Consanguinity: 1st or 2nd degree  

   - Notes: Same population constraint. No condemnation.

9. Noah’s Sons + Their Wives  

   - Relationship: Nephews/aunts or cousins  

   - Reference: Genesis 6:18  

   - Consanguinity: Unknown but intra-family  

   - Notes: Humanity rebooted via incest. Divine plan.

10. Isaac + Rebekah  

    - Relationship: First cousins once removed  

    - Reference: Genesis 24:15  

    - Consanguinity: 3rd degree  

    - Notes: Rebekah is granddaughter of Abraham’s brother.

11. Jacob + Leah/Rachel  

    - Relationship: First cousins  

    - Reference: Genesis 29  

    - Consanguinity: 3rd degree  

    - Notes: Sisters. Daughters of Laban, Rebekah’s brother.

12. Esau + Mahalath  

    - Relationship: First cousins  

    - Reference: Genesis 28:9  

    - Consanguinity: 3rd degree  

    - Notes: Mahalath is daughter of Ishmael, Abraham’s son.

13. David + Michal  

    - Relationship: First cousins  

    - Reference: 1 Samuel 18:27  

    - Consanguinity: 3rd degree  

    - Notes: Michal is daughter of Saul, David’s uncle.

14. David + Abigail  

    - Relationship: Possibly cousin  

    - Reference: 1 Samuel 25  

    - Consanguinity: Unknown  

    - Notes: Lineage debated. Likely kin.

15. Solomon + Royal Wives  

    - Relationship: Foreign and possibly kin  

    - Reference: 1 Kings 11  

    - Consanguinity: Political incest  

    - Notes: Hundreds of wives. Royal alliances often involved family ties.

LEGAL PROHIBITIONS (Leviticus 18 & 20)

Leviticus bans sex with:

- Parent or child

- Sibling (full or half)

- Grandparent or grandchild

- Aunt/uncle and niece/nephew

- In-laws (father’s wife, brother’s wife)

- Step-relations (stepmother, stepsister)

- Mother and daughter simultaneously

These laws were written long after the patriarchs had already built Israel’s bloodline on incest, because Gawd hadn't sorted his shit out yet. Or something. Retroactive morality isn’t morality, it’s damage control.

THEOLOGICAL WHIPLASH

What’s condemned in Leviticus is celebrated in Genesis. What’s punished in Corinth is ignored in Jerusalem. The Bible doesn’t offer a timeless moral code, it offers a tribal mess of shifting standards, divine favoritism, and incestuous legacy-building.

If incest is wrong, then the Bible is guilty. If incest is wrong in Leviticus, it sure as shit is wrong in Genesis, and an omniscient God would have made that clear THEN instead as an OH! By the WAY! generations later. If morality is absolute, then scripture is a contradiction. And if this book is supposed to guide our ethics, we’d better be ready to explain why God’s favorites kept marrying their fucking cousins, raping their sisters, and sleeping with their stepmothers without so much as a divine slap on the wrist.

So, yeah, it turns out the Bible is just chock full of incest. It goes beyond the obvious "oops, got my dad drunk" moments and is a recurring theme in the patriarchs' lives, especially with cousins. It was the preferred way to do things before the laws in Leviticus came along and said, "Okay, we have enough people now, maybe don't bang your relatives."

The Bible may be sacred. But it’s not clean. And it sure as FUCK isn’t consistent.

This is the first in a series of Biblical Bullshit articles in the works.

She Didn’t Marry Her Rapist. She Burned the Fucking Script.

In 1966, Franca Viola didn’t just refuse to marry her rapist, she detonated the entire rotten scaffolding of Italy’s bullshit "honor" culture. She was 17. She had been kidnapped, beaten, and raped repeatedly by Filippo fucking Melodia, a mafia-adjacent scumbucket who thought he could force her into a “rehabilitating marriage” to restore her “honor.” That was the law. That was the custom. That was the grotesque social contract: rape her, then marry her, and walk free. And then he could rape her every night for the rest of her life, and nobody would bat a motherfucking eye.

Franca Viola said "FUCK no!"

She said no to Melodia. No to the courts. No to the townspeople who burned her family’s barn and vineyard in retaliation. No to the centuries of patriarchal rot that taught women their worth was measured in virginity and silence. She stood in court and named her rapist. She refused the paciata (the appeasement ritual). She chose justice over shame, legacy over fear.

And her family paid the price.

Her father Bernardo Viola didn’t force her to marry her rapist. He didn’t cave to mafia threats or social pressure. He asked her what she wanted, and when she said no, he backed her with every ounce of strength he had. For that act of integrity, the Viola family was ostracized, menaced, and persecuted by their own community. Their property was torched. Their name was dragged. Because in a piece of shit society that worships “honor,” protecting your daughter makes you a traitor.

But Franca didn’t just survive. She lived.

Years later, she married a man she *chose*, Giuseppe Ruisi, her childhood friend. They built a life together, raised children, and stayed rooted in Alcamo, the same town that once tried to shame her into silence. Her legacy is not just defiance, it’s reclamation! She didn’t vanish. She didn’t hide. She stayed, she loved, and she thrived.

Filippo Melodia was convicted. He served a fraction of what he deserved. He died in a mafia hit years later, and no one mourned. Good fucking riddance to the rapey rapist motherfucker.

But the real reckoning isn’t his death. It’s the legacy Franca Viola carved with her refusal. She became a symbol of resistance, of absolute surgical clarity, of rage that refuses to be domesticated. Her story is a scalpel to the throat of every society that still asks, “What was she wearing?” or “Did she fight back?”

She fought. She won. And she never apologized.

Gollum in a Gucci Gown: The Face That Launched a Thousand Screams

When you start looking like fucking Gollum, maybe it's time to stop with the plastic surgery?

Once upon a time, Madonna Ciccone was a lovely looking woman. Fresh faced, classic movie star looks. And she was aging pretty gracefully for a while there. Then somewhere along the way, she got this idea that she would look even better if she had some "work" done. Now she looks like she needs to move to a cave in Middle Earth.

Botox, fillers, scalpels, peels. She's had so much shit done to her poor fucking face that she probably bought a doctor or three brand new Cybertrucks and Lear Jets. And she ended up looking like something out of a child's worst nightmares. That's not good surgery, that's fucking malpractice and poor decision making on public display.

Tell me what the FUCK is wrong with looking older? Why are wrinkles so detested by so many people who develop them? How can these people imagine that plastic surgery makes them attractive? 

Look at Jamie Lee Curtis. LOOK at her! When she was 25 years old, a cinematographer told her that her eyes were baggy, so she decided to get some fillers. She immediately hated the result, and swore off all future work. Jamie Lee is 66 years old now, and just absolutely fucking BEAUTIFUL. She SHINES! Her hair is white. Her face has wrinkles. She looks her age, dammit. And she's still one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen on a screen. She's timeless.

I wish women would stop turning themselves into freaks. Embrace who the fuck you are. You earned your wrinkles and sags. Wear them with PRIDE!

It's somewhat strange to me that Jamie Lee Curtis started her career as a scream queen, but Madonna is FINISHING her own as one.

Kirk SAID This Shit! Verbal Diarrhea from A Fucking Asshole.

This is the motherfucker that the MAGA fucks want to beatify. Racist, Misogynist, hateful piece of shit. These are his own goddam words. I got the list from The Guardian, which pulled them from the motherfucker's podcast.

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On race:

If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 23 January 2024

If you’re a WNBA, pot-smoking, Black lesbian, do you get treated better than a United States marine?

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 8 December 2022

Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 19 May 2023

If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who’s a moronic Black woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 3 January 2024

If we would have said that Joy Reid and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Ketanji Brown Jackson were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 13 July 2023

On gun violence:

I think it’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.

– Event organized by TPUSA Faith, the religious arm of Kirk’s conservative group Turning Point USA, on 5 April 2023

On immigration:

America was at its peak when we halted immigration for 40 years and we dropped our foreign-born percentage to its lowest level ever. We should be unafraid to do that.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 22 August 2025

The American Democrat party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes less white.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 20 March 2024

The great replacement strategy, which is well under way every single day in our southern border, is a strategy to replace white rural America with something different.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 1 March 2024

On debate:

We record all of it so that we put [it] on the internet so people can see these ideas collide. When people stop talking, that’s when you get violence. That’s when civil war happens, because you start to think the other side is so evil, and they lose their humanity.

– Kirk discussing his work in an undated clip that circulated on X after his killing.

Prove me wrong.

– Kirk’s challenge to students to publicly debate him during the tour of colleges he was on when he was assassinated.

On gender, feminism and reproductive rights

Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You’re not in charge.

– Discussing news of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement on The Charlie Kirk Show, 26 August 2025

The answer is yes, the baby would be delivered.

– Responding to a question about whether he would support his 10-year-old daughter aborting a pregnancy conceived because of rape on the debate show Surrounded, published on 8 September 2024

– On Transgender medical care.

We need to have a Nuremberg-style trial for every gender-affirming clinic doctor. We need it immediately.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 1 April 2024

On Islam:

America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated Islamic areas are a threat to America.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 30 April 2025

We’ve been warning about the rise of Islam on the show, to great amount of backlash. We don’t care, that’s what we do here. And we said that Islam is not compatible with western civilization.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 24 June 2025

Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America.

– Charlie Kirk social media post, 8 September 2025

On religion

There is no separation of church and state. It’s a fabrication, it’s a fiction, it’s not in the constitution. It’s made up by secular humanists.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 6 July 2022

Non-Scale VICTORY, Bitches!

Non-Scale victory!

I didn't think I've been losing any weight on the Ozempic. I cannot stand on my scale to find out, due to pain. So, yeah.

Welp.

Guess what?

Yesterday, my wedding rings fell RIGHT off my fingers. RIGHT off. I put them back on, they fell off again.

My rings are sterling silver, so they're cheap to replace. I ordered a new pair in a smaller size, they'll be here tomorrow.

Pic is the rings that won't stay on. New ones are identical, but smaller, and for now, shinier

FUCK YEAH!