September 12, 2025

Gollum in a Gucci Gown: The Face That Launched a Thousand Screams




When you start looking like fucking Gollum, maybe it's time to stop with the plastic surgery?

Once upon a time, Madonna Ciccone was a lovely looking woman. Fresh faced, classic movie star looks. And she was aging pretty gracefully for a while there. Then somewhere along the way, she got this idea that she would look even better if she had some "work" done. Now she looks like she needs to move to a cave in Middle Earth.

Botox, fillers, scalpels, peels. She's had so much shit done to her poor fucking face that she probably bought a doctor or three brand new Cybertrucks and Lear Jets. And she ended up looking like something out of a child's worst nightmares. That's not good surgery, that's fucking malpractice and poor decision making on public display.

Tell me what the FUCK is wrong with looking older? Why are wrinkles so detested by so many people who develop them? How can these people imagine that plastic surgery makes them attractive? 




Look at Jamie Lee Curtis. LOOK at her! When she was 25 years old, a cinematographer told her that her eyes were baggy, so she decided to get some fillers. She immediately hated the result, and swore off all future work. Jamie Lee is 66 years old now, and just absolutely fucking BEAUTIFUL. She SHINES! Her hair is white. Her face has wrinkles. She looks her age, dammit. And she's still one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen on a screen. She's timeless.

I wish women would stop turning themselves into freaks. Embrace who the fuck you are. You earned your wrinkles and sags. Wear them with PRIDE!

It's somewhat strange to me that Jamie Lee Curtis started her career as a scream queen, but Madonna is FINISHING her own as one.



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