My Fucking Diagnosis, Bitches. :)

 

I fucking love South Park

 

     

They totally RAILED Der Trumpenfurher!

ROCK ON, MATT AND TREY!

Look at that SUBLIME artwork!

The man is like a Kindergarten brat who needs a harsh fucking spanking.

 

What the HELL is wrong in that man's brain? Toddlers have more maturity.

Next, he'll be replacing Obama's portrait with a cartoon of Little Black Sambo.

The joyful sounds of singing for Jesus

 Merna is SO happy to be there for her savior! I think if she could kill her mother, she would. Her side eye game is totally on point!

Rappin' for Jesus

 

Absolutely fantastic Jesus song. Scuse me whilst I barf.

 🤮 A catchy number from Sonseed. So inspirational. 🤮

Gotcha!

 

Biggest fuckin' head on the planet. Tyler chose a smaller target?

 

Jesus has spoken. Put down the phone.

 

Genesis Math, Flood Logic, and the Divine Silence on Sibling Sex

 

Gawd made Adam and Eve. They had three sons, and the Bible rarely mentions daughters. Now, either Cain, Abel, and Seth were fucking Mommy, or they were fucking their sisters as the family obeyed Gawd and was fruitful and multiplied.

But okay, let's suppose the Bible does not mention that Gawd actually created more people in the beginning than Adam and Eve. So, no incest, right?

May I direct you to the Flood?

EIGHT people on the entire planet survived. Noah, his wife, their three sons, and their sons' wives. How did the earth get repopulated?

Incest. Plain and simple. Go figure.

If it's good enough for Gawd, it's good enough for YOU! It's BIBLICAL!

Also, some of the best porn ever written is Song of Solomon.

"LIke an apple tree among the trees of the orchard, so is my beloved among the young men. With great delight I sat in his shadow, and his fruit was sweet to my taste."

Honey, that ain't a banana and two kiwi fruits.