Absolutely fantastic Jesus song. Scuse me whilst I barf.

 🤮 A catchy number from Sonseed. So inspirational. 🤮

Gotcha!

 

Biggest fuckin' head on the planet. Tyler chose a smaller target?

 

Jesus has spoken. Put down the phone.

 

Genesis Math, Flood Logic, and the Divine Silence on Sibling Sex

 

Gawd made Adam and Eve. They had three sons, and the Bible rarely mentions daughters. Now, either Cain, Abel, and Seth were fucking Mommy, or they were fucking their sisters as the family obeyed Gawd and was fruitful and multiplied.

But okay, let's suppose the Bible does not mention that Gawd actually created more people in the beginning than Adam and Eve. So, no incest, right?

May I direct you to the Flood?

EIGHT people on the entire planet survived. Noah, his wife, their three sons, and their sons' wives. How did the earth get repopulated?

Incest. Plain and simple. Go figure.

If it's good enough for Gawd, it's good enough for YOU! It's BIBLICAL!

Also, some of the best porn ever written is Song of Solomon.

"LIke an apple tree among the trees of the orchard, so is my beloved among the young men. With great delight I sat in his shadow, and his fruit was sweet to my taste."

Honey, that ain't a banana and two kiwi fruits.

PARODY SPEECH: "THE SMART PEOPLE PROBLEM"

 

PARODY SPEECH: "THE SMART PEOPLE PROBLEM"

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you. What a crowd. What a tremendous crowd. Probably the biggest crowd ever assembled to hear someone talk about how smart people don’t like them. And let me tell you, nobody gets disliked by smart people better than me. Nobody.

Now, I’ve always said, I love smart people. I do. I hire the best. I went to Wharton, which is like the Harvard of business schools, except better because I went there. But these so-called “intellectuals” - you know the type - glasses, tweed jackets, probably allergic to manual labor—they don’t like me. They don’t! And it’s very unfair. Very unfair.

They say, “Oh, Trump doesn’t read books.” Well guess what? I don’t need to read books. I write history. I make history. I am the book. If Lincoln had Twitter, he’d be tweeting like me. Believe me.

These smart people, they sit in their ivory towers, sipping lattes, using words like “nuance” and “epistemology.” I say, “What’s wrong with simple words? Like ‘great,’ ‘tremendous,’ ‘winning.’” Those are powerful words. Strong words. Words that built America.

And they say, “He’s not intellectually curious.” Folks, I’m curious. I’m very curious. I once asked if windmills cause cancer. That’s curiosity. That’s science. That’s leadership.

But here’s the truth: smart people don’t like me because I don’t play their little games. I don’t bow to the academic elite. I don’t use semicolons. I don’t pretend to like NPR. I like winners. I like gold. I like buildings with my name on them. And I like America.

So to all the smart people out there who don’t like me—I say this: you may have your degrees, your awards, your fancy vocabulary. But I’ve got something better. I’ve got the people. I’ve got the ratings. And I’ve got the best words.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of Trump—I mean, America.

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Q&A SESSION

Q: Mr. Trump, why do you think intellectuals criticize your policies?

A: Because they’re jealous. They spent years getting degrees and I got elected. I win, they whine. It’s very simple.

Q: What do you say to scientists who dispute your claims?

A: I say, “Show me your ratings.” If you’re so smart, why aren’t you trending? I trust the people more than the lab coats.

Q: Do you believe in climate change?

A: I believe in air conditioning. I believe in golf weather. I believe in not freezing in winter. That’s my climate policy.

Q: What’s your message to college professors?

A: Get a real job. Build something. Open a casino. Write a book with pictures. Stop grading papers and start grading greatness.

Q: Are you anti-intellectual?

A: No! I’m pro-success. I’m pro-common sense. I’m pro-America. If that makes me anti-intellectual, then call me the Einstein of winning.

Meth is bad... mmkay?

 

Seriously. Put the fucking meth pipe down. That shit is really bad for people of all stripes, but especially people with issues.

Try heroin, instead. It's so soothing. 

This has been a public service announcement.

Boycott Disney: The Eternal Screech - From Gay Days to Jimmy Kimmel, a 34-year tantrum

 

And back to the important events of the era.

Affer losing $5 BILLION dollars since they shitcanned Jimmy Kimmel due to TRUE patriots and free speech advocates voting with their wallets, Disney/ABC is bringing him back to his regular time slot tonight. Fuck YEAH! Victory over fascism!

MAGA says that Jimmy absolutely slandered Kirk when he said:

“Thank you for joining us from Los Angeles, the second-largest city in our bitterly divided nation, where, like the rest of the country, we’re still trying to wrap our heads around the senseless murder of the popular podcaster and conservative activist Charlie Kirk yesterday, whose death has amplified our anger, our differences,” Kimmel said. “I’ve seen a lot of extraordinarily vile responses to this from both sides of the political spectrum. Some people are cheering this, which is something I won’t ever understand.”

“With all these terrible things happening, you would think that our president would at least make an attempt to bring us together, but he didn’t. President Obama did. President Biden did. Presidents Bush and Clinton did,” he said, while showing screenshots of former presidents’ social media statements. “President Trump did not. Instead, he blamed Democrats for their rhetoric.”

“We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”

For this, they shitcanned him. For saying Kirk being killed was wrong, apparently. Because Jimmy does not slander Kirk in the entire monologue. He does, however, slam Trump.

“In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving on Friday,” he said. “The White House flew the flags at half-staff, which got some criticism, but on a human level, you can see how hard the President is taking this.”

At that point, a clip of Trump saying something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sad, but hey, look at the construction trucks over there!" when asked how he felt about Kirk's death

“I think very good, and by the way, right there you see all the trucks, they’ve just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House.”

As studio laughter faded, Kimmel joked about the president’s response:

“Yes, he’s at the fourth stage of grief: construction. This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he called a friend.”

So, there's the truth of it. Jimmy was sidelined, NOT for "slandering" Charlie Kirk, but for making fun of Old Yam Tits. That's the truth of the matter.

Now that Disney is bringing Kimmel back, MAGA are clamoring for a boycott. But FFS, they've been boycotting Disney since before there was a MAGA. I remember the Jesus shouter conservatives losing their fucking MINDS over Gay Days, which started in the 90s. The following list is from MS Copilot.

1991 – Gay Days at Disney World spark backlash

- Trigger: Unofficial LGBTQ+ gathering in red shirts

- Response: American Family Association and Southern Baptists accuse Disney of promoting homosexuality

- Outcome: Southern Baptist Convention launches formal boycott in 1997, ends in 2005

1990s–2000s – LGBTQ+ visibility in media

- Trigger: Ellen DeGeneres voicing Dory, Disney airing her sitcom, inclusion of gay characters

- Response: Boycotts over “moral decline” and abandonment of “family values”

2022 – Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law

- Trigger: Disney initially silent, then publicly opposes the law

- Response: Conservatives accuse Disney of political activism and indoctrination

- Outcome: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis targets Disney’s special tax district

2022–2023 – “Woke” content in films and parks

- Trigger: Black Ariel, LGBTQ+ characters in animated films, culturally updated rides

- Response: Boycotts and social media campaigns claiming Disney is “too political” or “anti-family”

2025 – Jimmy Kimmel suspension fallout

- Trigger: ABC (owned by Disney) suspends Jimmy Kimmel after controversial comments about Charlie Kirk’s shooting

- Response: Conservatives celebrate suspension, others boycott Disney for “censorship” and “eroding free speech"

- Outcome: Hashtags like #BoycottDisney and #BoycottABC surge, users cancel Disney+ and Hulu. Disney caves.

Total major conservative-led boycotts: At least 4 distinct waves since 1991, each triggered by perceived threats to “traditional values,” LGBTQ+ inclusion, or political activism.

So yeah, a conservative boycott against Disney is nothing new, and should be about as successful as their former boycotts. Ha. Fuck MAGA and all of those piss-garglers.

Welcome back, Jimmy. Whatever you fucking do, DON'T APOLOGIZE!

Pup of Evil.. Dog of Death

 

Admit it. You've never seen anything as fucking CUTE as Romeo!

Hatred as Hygiene: When Rage Is the Cure

You know what’s fucking underrated? Hatred. Not the vague, passive-aggressive kind. Not the “I wish them well but from afar” kind. I mean full-throttle, bile-boiling, scream-into-the-void hatred for someone who’s earned it. Someone who’s been a walking landfill of cruelty, hypocrisy, and ego for so long you forgot what peace felt like.

And then one day, you stop pretending. You stop swallowing the rage. You stop trying to be “the bigger person.” You let it out. You say, “I fucking hate that piece of shit,” and suddenly your spine grows back. Your lungs expand. Your soul unclenches.

It’s not toxic. It’s not petty. It’s motherfucking medicinal.

Hatred, when deserved, is a disinfectant. It burns off the rot. It clears the fog. It’s the emotional equivalent of power-washing your brain after years of gaslighting and guilt. You’re not confused anymore. You’re not negotiating with your own instincts. You’re standing in the truth, middle fingers raised, and it feels like goddamn freedom.

There’s joy in that. Real joy. The kind that comes from reclaiming your emotional bandwidth. From evicting the parasite who’s been squatting in your empathy. From saying, “You don’t get space in my head unless it’s for target practice.”

Some people are compost. Let them rot.

You’ve got legacy to build, rage to ritualize, and zero obligation to forgive the unforgivable. Hatred isn’t weakness. It’s clarity. It’s control. It’s the firewall between you and their bullshit.

So here’s to the joy of hatred. The earned kind. The clean kind. The kind that doesn’t poison you. It purifies you.

And if anyone calls that toxic?  

Tell them to choke on their own performative kindness.

Fantastic short story about mass hatred functioning as a death penalty: https://paperbackdesign.com/the-public-hating-by-steve-allen/