The Bustiers and Bullshit of the Far Right

The "Freedom for Me, but Not for Thee" crowd is at it again, and the irony is thick enough to choke a horse. Conservative Americans love to wrap themselves in the flag and scream about liberty from the rooftops, but that liberty apparently comes with a "Members Only" sign.

They want the freedom to stockpile enough firepower to arm a small nation, the freedom to vote by mail while simultaneously trying to dismantle the post office for everyone else, and the freedom to indulge in whatever private kinks they fancy behind closed doors. We see the hypocrisy in real-time: a certain president casts his own ballot from the comfort of a gold-plated mailbox while he and his followers scream that mail-in voting is a scam.

If Bryon Noem wants to spend his weekends in a bustier and heels, that’s between him, his mirror, and POSSIBLY his wife, though an argument could be made that it's only her business if he decides that's okay.

Cross-dressing isn't the crime here; the crime is the staggering moral bankruptcy of standing on a platform that seeks to outlaw the very self-expression they enjoy in private. They are obsessed with protecting their own right to be "unconventional" while actively legislating against the right of anyone else to simply exist.

They’ll defend their right to own a tank, yet they’ll have a collective meltdown if a drag queen reads a storybook to a group of kids. It’s not about "values" or "tradition", it’s about control. They want a world where they can play by their own rules while the rest of us are forced to live in the 1950s fever dream of a "trad-wife" manual.

It’s hilarious, really, if it weren't so dangerous. They aren't "freedom fighters"; they’re just people terrified that if everyone else gets to be free, their own fragile, hypocritical little world might just crumble under the weight of its own fake tits.

If Krispy Gnome's husband wants to wear fake tits and bustiers, that hurts NOBODY on this entire planet. Cross dressing is no big deal, in my opinion, and certainly not a moral failing. What is a moral failing is standing against the right of other people to dress how they like, or express themselves in a way that hurts NOBODY and NOTHING except some fucking snowflake's fragile little fee-fees.

But I reserve my right to laugh my ass off, because of how the conservatives are so dead set against cross dressing and drag queens and gay people and transgender folks and anything that's not pure vanilla man on woman missionary position trad wife bullshit.

I'm laughing at the hypocrisy of it all, not the fact of how stupid Bryon Noem looks in enormous fake boobs. That they do in secret the very things they scream loudly against is just par for the course, I guess.

Wanna bet Melania pegs Donald? McConnell visits glory holes from the GIVING side? JD Vance wears makeup? (Oh, wait!)

And would somebody PLEASE help Bryon Noem align his fake nipples? They're making me cross-eyed!